You Know You’re “Middle Aged” when …

You Know You’re “Middle Aged” when …

  1. At dinner, you can’t remember which side of the salt you’re on.

  2. You decide to take a pass on heading off to this year’s Crusade.

  3. Your chastity belt just doesn’t fit the way it used to.

  4. Eating an excess of Lampreys makes you queasy.

  5. The new King looks younger than your stable boy.

  6. You wonder if beheading or poison might be easier than divorce.

  7. You start designing your effigy and doodling your epitaph.

  8. You realize fighting a war for 100 years is stupid, even 30 years seems a bit much.

  9. You can no longer read the fine print in the Magna Carta.

  10. Your family seems normal compared to the Yorks and Lancasters. Why can’t we all just get along?

How do you know that you’re “Middle-Aged”? Let us know below.

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